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The Rabid Rabbit

Billy was listening to Darla talk to her twin sister Carla. Billy was married to Carla, but she had seemed none too happy of late, Well, Darla started whispering something about how happy her "little rabid rabbit" made her. Billy was kinda slow on the uptake but figured if it made his sister-in-law happy, maybe a sick little bunny would perk his wife up as well. Around this time of year, it is pretty easy to find a furry baby hopper, but finding one with rabies was going to take some doing!